10/18: Okay, my job caught up on me, need to work even on weekends. Well, let me continue blogging on my trip. Sorry guys!

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Wrong Toilet Incident?

The toilets at my company were strangely located: Level 2 female and male toilet locations were swapped at level 3. So, one day because of urge, i ran into the toilet without looking at the sign and assuming that it was a male toilet.

 

I opened the door straight, ran in and shocked to see a girl standing at the urinal area. Without hesitation, I turned my back said sorry and went out of the place. It was until I stepped out of the door that I realized something was not right.

 

For female readers viewing this entry, this is how male toilet looks like. Yeah, we pee at a wall like area because we could aim and shoot!  

 

Okay, back to the story. I was stunned for a while until my brain told me that girls don’t stand and pee!  Damn it, I was in the right place just now! And that girl was actually a guy who looked like a girl! By then, i didn't feel like peeing anymore.

 

It’s undeniable that some guys look like a girl. Some are even prettier than most girls. No, they did not go for any ‘cutting’ operation or surgery; they just born like that (Yeah, go blame his parents). Look at the photos below; see if you could tell which gender they belong to?

Okay, I was kidding on the last photo. 




Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Oh no! Been Tagged!

Oh gee, here are the rules...Remove 1 question from below and add in a personal question, make it a total of 20 questions. Then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

Why Cath, why? My first reaction through MSN to her was “Wah Lau”. Anyway, Thanks, here goes:

1. Do you believe love in first sight?
Yup, the electrical shock of love.

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Blogging, better than talking to the wall

3. What kind of song do you sing?
Happy and sad love songs, but not to the public (reduce noise pollution)

4. What would u do if u were to die tomorrow?
Spend time saying goodbye to everyone and thanks for crossing into my life.

5. Which one would you choose: For guys, a dream car and a dream girl; For girls, a limited edition super luxurious bag and a dream guy.

Dream car of course, girl might leave me anytime. By the way, the car might attract back the girls :p

6. Do you believe in true love?
Yup! I am born because of love what.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
My love ones; if losing means death, then i rather replace with mine. Seriously! So, God, kill me first before my love ones, you have my permission!

8. What do you feel like doing right now?
Finishing these questions, feel like interview session for me.

9. If there’s someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Done that, regret that :p

10. List 5 things that u will find in a bf/gf-
Younger than me, same race (no I’m not racist but just not into cross-race marriage, except Japanese ..Kawai!), don’t have dominant characteristic (with my characteristic, sure we will quarrel everyday), shorter than me (if taller than me then my neck might get tired easily trying to look upwards all the time) and know how to present herself well in public (my life will have more public events in future)

11. What are the requirements that you not wish from your other half?
Does not respect my parents, Not considerate to everyone and too macho looking ( I don’t like looking weaker than my other half)

12. So far, what things that make you proud?
Knowledge, observation skill and generousity


13. Do you feel like killing someone at the moment?
Hurting yes, Killing …not that extreme.

14. If you had grant a wish from genie, what would it be?
Getting rich or at least financial freedom! Then I could focus on other stuff on my dream list.

15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
Rich! Use money to spread happiness… I give u 10k, you happy or not?

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
Remove my lazy worms or bone

17. If you are sad, what you will do?
Hide myself from the world

18. Name one love song that you have in mind and why?
"Right Here Waiting" by Richard Marx; A love song that I never get bored of it

19. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
Well adapt to changes

20. What is the one thing you hate about yourself?
Think too much

Since most of the friends in my list are either already being tagged or don’t possess any chatbox. So, I guess it is safe to say the criteria do not meet so I should stop this here! Feel free to curse me! ~Bluek!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I've Lost 4 Kg!

Coming back from Chinese New Year,  I got a lot of compliment that I have gotten slimmer. I thought that maybe because I had changed my hair to spiky style with hair standing straight up, giving me an extra 5cm height. 

In addition, I had dyed my hair to dark yellowish brown, so the hair color might had helped in the slimmer look.

So, I was thanking my hair stylist instead. By the way, some of my colleagues or friends were really sarcastic. It was always better not to believe in any word they said.

 

Today I hit the gym for the first time after my ankle injury just to condition my left ankle and made sure that it was ready for sport. Out of curiosity, I stepped on the weighing machine, expecting weight increase because was not able to go to the gym or volleyball game for the past 2 weeks. By then I realized that I had lost 4 kg in just a month! I could not believe it and tried to weigh myself again and again!

 

Gee, what a good motivation to visit the gym regularly! Yeah!

 

By the way, if I saw the weighing machine saying “Out of Order” tomorrow. Maybe I was too heavy till I spoilt it or maybe the 4kg was incorrect…..

Saturday, January 31, 2009

I’m Down (Officially Declare Myself Dead)

My parents and youngest brother are now at Penang Airport. So this conclude our Chinese New Year trip 2009, so with this I could finally and officially declare myself sick! I guess i have been stressing myself too much by bringing my parents around Penang and also the cold (Genting) and hot (Penang) weather weaken my body immune system. Or maybe it is because of the entry I wrote about Genting that ‘something’ is cursing me?

 

I’m down with flu, headache, sore throat and broken ankle! Need to withdraw myself from tomorrow’s colleague visiting trip, and rest at home. L This means that I made ZERO Chinese New Year visiting this year. So sad, right?

 

Sigh, time to die! Sorry if i don't blog for a while!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Ouch!

After seeing me limping around these few days,  Mum finally could not stand it and went to buy me a pack of medicated patch for my injured ankle – "Pain Relieving Salonpas Patch". Apparently, it contained vitamin E, a smoother and younger looking skin?  

When she handed it to me, she used the usual phrase whenever any of my siblings fell sick or got injured, “ So old still don’t know how to take care of yourself ”. Well, I had not heard that for quite some time but it was nice to hear the voice of my mother’s love again (The next famous phrase in the family was "Lazyworm!")

 

How was my ankle after one week? Still bruised!

Opening the packet, I took out the patch. It smelled like those plaster that was applied by those old folks. Now I don’t only walk like an old man, I smell like one too! Oh no!

Apparently, one patch was not enough for my ankle, I needed two!

In short, Mum is the greatest! Muack!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

My 1st Day and 2nd Day in Genting & 2009 Zodiac Advice

Continuing from my previous entry, my parents arrived at 5.15pm. Quickly, we went to get our number for check-in. Because of the large sum of people, check-in counters in First World Hotel were divided into 2 parts. First part was where you get your number for the next queue; whereas the second part was where you get your hotel room.

Because of the large sum of people, check-in counters in First World Hotel were divided into 2 parts. First part was where you get your number for the next queue;

whereas the second part was where you get your hotel room.

Trust me! Genting was not a good place during Chinese New Year, people were everywhere. 

But we were abnormal enough to spend thousands for two 3-day rooms for than 3 years straight!

 

Genting First World Hotel room had lots of rumors, until one of my colleagues (guy) claimed that he would not be brave enough to walk through the hotel corridor during midnight. Actually this photo was taken at exactly 12am J.

To make thing 'worse', this was my hotel room number.

If you were staying in the standard room, most likely you would encounter 3 problems:

  1. The toilet was so small that bigger-sized person need to reverse himself or herself into the toilet to sit on the toilet bowl.
  2. The shower room usually had some sewage problem until when you bathed, you felt like we were swimming.
  3. If you were unlucky you might your windows might be facing other room. So, less privacy for couples, good show for viewers :p

 

Guess what? I had 5 Angpows this year! Would this be my last year getting Angpows?

Before hitting the casino, I went to check the Zodiac advice in the Star Newspaper website. There seem to be an article for those born on this year.

 

Extract from The Star Newspaper

Do’s and don’ts for the Ox

 

SLOW, sure progress is the rule for the Year of the Ox, predicts Ruth Q. Sun, author of the Asian Animal Zodiac.

Generally, the Year of the Ox will be good year. Difficulties can be overcome with patience, steady efforts and strength, she adds.

“People born in the Year of the Ox appear indecisive, deliberate and slow-moving. But they are patient and perservering. When they’ve set their minds on something, they won’t give up until they’ve attained their goals. Their steady, consistent effort ultimately brings them success.

“Ox Year people are alert. Although they are not given to talking much, they can inspire confidence in others. They are very dextrous and can do almost anything with their hands. They’re stubborn and hate to fail in anything they’ve undertaken,” she says.

“When opposed, they can be quite unpleasant. They are reserved in their emotions.”

In her book, Sun says that Ox people should avoid marriage with those born under the Chinese zodiac signs of Ram, Horse and Dog.

“They will find their best mates among those born under the zodiac signs of Snake, Rooster and Rat. Their second best choice of life partners are those born in the Year of the Ox, Dragon, Rabbit, Monkey and Boar,” Sun adds.

For sure, I went to the section for me – Rooster! (Don’t call me chicken!)

 

Another extract from The Star Newspaper

Rooster

Opportunities await you this year. You should have good luck in career, romance and wealth. But you also have some unlucky stars.

Career: With three big lucky stars smiling on you, you should make significant progress in your career. You need not go out of your way to look for opportunities as they will come to you. If you do your best, you’ll achieve success. The Rooster loves luxury and works hard to procure a better life. A significant amount of money could come your way this year, perhaps an unexpected inheritance.

Love life: The married Rooster will enjoy a wonderful family life. The single Rooster should prepare to begin a new relationship. It’s a nice time for Roosters to get married and have a baby.

Health: If pregnant, the female Rooster must tread carefully. The male Rooster may have liver problems, so watch your health.

Take note: Talk less, work more.

It seems that I will have lucks in every aspect. But till now, it looks like I am experiencing the opposite! Sigh! See how this year goes for me. Not believing in much of these anyway, hopefully I could change my mind on this article. I will follow the last advice as writen there - talking less.

 

By the way, 2nd Day in genting, not much luck in winning. I bet the boss of genting should be laughing to the bank soon.

Monday, January 26, 2009

My End and Beginning of Chinese New Year (My Journey)

Happy New Year everyone! Guess where am i?

 

Just want to share my journey to where I am today while waiting for my parents and brother to arrive from Kuching. Yeah, please be warned of the dullness.

 

Chinese New Year Eve

My brother and I were staying overnight in Ipoh. We took the chance when most people were having reunion dinner to go for a movie at TGV Kinta City.  We watched All's Well End's Well's (家有囍事) 2009. 

It was a funny movie but I advised those who were sensitive about dating or having relationship against going to this movie. It was not a Chinese New Year movie, more like a Valentine’s Day funny but not romantic movie.

As for reunion dinner, we broke the tradition and had nasi lemak. L (So those who had reunion dinner, you know how fortunate you were, right?).


At the stroke of 12, only one house lit firecrackers and fireworks. Gee, what a Chinese New Year! Boooring! I called my Dad to send my greeting and over the phone, it sounded like World War III - bombs over here and there; launchers firing screeching rocket; and nuclear bombs with thundering explosion. How exciting the atmosphere was! As I hanged up the call, I could swear hearing crickets chirping!

 

Chinese New Year

We hit the road at around 7am, driving towards KL. Traffic was smooth and we could not see any Chinese around when we stopped at rest areas. I guess most of them were still sleeping.

 

Exiting Tanjung Malim, driving to Batang Kali and then finally reaching Genting Skyway Cable Car station, it was 9am. Usually we could find Chinese queuing up for tickets and then to enter the cable car but for today (as you know Chinese love to gamble) there were actually lots of non-Chinese.

It took us 15 minutes to reach the cable car but before I boarded it, I realized that my phone was no longer with me! Oh no! Did I left it in the car? Had someone stolen from under my nose when I was squeezing myself through the crowds? At that instance of time, everyone looked like criminals to me!

My brother and I stepped out of the line and with my brother looking after my luggage. I ran to my car withstanding the pain of my injured ankle. I reached my car, opened the driver seat and my phone was there! I think it must be happy to see me because the Garmin GPS software was saying repeatedly, “You have reached the destination!”

Again, we went to queue up the line and now it took us 25 minutes. Sigh! But I was happy finding back my baby (my phone I mean), without it I don’t think I could blog anymore.

 

Boarding the cable car and leaving the cable car station, I tried to relax and enjoy the 15 minutes ride. 

There was a saying that went “If you wish to win some money in Genting casino, don’t look at the view below when you board the cable car”. Don’t know how true was that but Ooops!

The weather became cooler and cooler and soon we were in the cloud.

Moments later, we arrived Genting. As usual, we went to Starbucks for our coffee while planning to wait 5 hours for my parents. 

That’s why this blog is unusually long. Has anyone falling asleep? Are you there? Happy New Year, ya?

Sunday, January 25, 2009

别想了

别胡思乱想了!

不是已经答应自己了吗?

这世不许,下世吧!

笑一笑,开心吧!新年到了!

。。。。。。。。。

。。。。。还想?!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Wrong Number!

Have you ever received phone call in the middle of the night, and then realize that the caller is seeking the wrong person? If yes, it is very frustrating, right? What if that caller kept repeatedly calling your phone and don’t get the message? I had this experience!

 

On Tuesday morning, when I was having a good night sleep, my phone rang at 1.36am. Because of my injury, I took a while to fetch my phone.  When I got it on my hand, it had already stopped ringing. Fearing that it might be some emergency I planned to call back but before I did, I received a test message (sms) from that caller asking in Malay language whether I had fallen asleep.

Obviously, it was a case of wrong number. So ignoring the sms, I crawled back to my bed, hoping that person would realize that he had the wrong number the next day.

This morning at around 2:07am while again I was having a good dream, my phone rang again! And it was from the same caller! Because that my mouth was too dry to talk, I sms him back in Malay, “Salah Nombor”, meaning wrong number in English.


The caller response was a blank sms! So I thought he got what I mean.

At 3:02am, I didn’t know what made him change his mind, he sms this:

3 minutes later, he sent another sms, asking his intended receiver to accompany him:

Both sms I didn’t hear it because my snoring was louder than the sms alert tone. But a few minutes later, he called again! Again, I rejected his call and this time I sms him back, “Hey, brother, wrong number, trying to sleep here!”. This should be a clear message to him.

But that guy not believing in what I said, replied:

I thought it was over and I didn’t bother to response, so I shut my eyes trying to continue my dream.

My phone rang again and it was from the same guy! Feeling super frustrated, I answered and shouted, “Hey, dude! You got the….”. Before I could finish the sentence, he hang up. A few seconds later, he sent me an sms.

Finally, he understood he had the wrong number!

Now in the office, I am really sleepy! 

I Hug My Ball to Sleep

This might sound gay but it’s been a while since I hug a volleyball to sleep. After Monday volleyball game, I was asked to keep the volleyball. It brought back lot of memories during my secondary school time.

 

As I mentioned in my previous blog, I joined the volleyball club during secondary school time. Our school was poor; we didn’t have any good equipment with us only a volleyball net, a few brooms (to clean up the court) and sponsored volleyballs. The school was so poor that we relied on bricks for training. I remembered holding a brick on each hand, squatting down then standup repeatedly to increase the strength of my legs for jumping higher purpose. I did manage to jump higher but unfortunately it stopped me from growing taller. L

 

Anyway, after every training session, some players would need to take the precious balls home. We need to wash them, making sure they were sparkling clean before returning them for next session. Because that we loved volleyball so much that most of us would eat,

drink,

 or even sleep with the ball.

Sound crazy right? I guess old habit dies hard; I’m still doing it now.

 

I bet someone would kill me during the next volleyball session, especially when the volleyball has my smell on it. Yup, it has the smell of the fragrance that I am wearing!

 

Don’t know that person would ask back the ball after reading this entry to prevent me from keep on sodomizing the ball.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Day I Sprain My Ankle

Look at my legs!

Obviously it is not as attractive as Cath’s, and sorry for those who have just choked their food because of the ugly photo above. I have not reached my point yet.

Look at my ankle. Doesn’t look good, right?

Look closer, yup it has been bruised.

Look even closer, it is swollen.

I have sprained my ankle! And Chinese New Year is just one week away! Damn!

It happened on Monday, right after my volleyball game. I was walking without paying attention to the way I was going then I stepped on uneven surface, and SNAP, my ankle got twisted.

I was really worried that I limped into the gym, and sat down straight. Not even dare to untie my shoe and look at my left ankle. I was not worried of the pain, and neither worried of crawling back home but I was worried that I could not fetch my parents around Penang anymore. 

I remembered the last time I sprained my ankle was during one year Under-15 first volleyball match. We were against a school called St. Joseph. The opponent was spiking the ball and I jumped and managed to block it. Unfortunately, I landed wrongly and sprained my left ankle.  It took weeks to fully recovered, and when I managed to attend the volleyball training, I sprained my ankle again, but this was right foot. So, I missed the Under-15 match completely that year.

Now, with my injured leg, it seemed all my gym session would be wasted. All the time, i was training myself to be physically fit for volleyball. I even tried to jump at the high safety sign hanging inside the lab to learn my timing (I bet the security guard watching the security camera was trying hard to figure out why there was a monkey pretending to be a human, jumping around). Sigh..

After calming myself down, I went to take a bath and then limped to my car. Luckily I was still able to drive it. I drove back to office. Remembering Cath sort of had a similar injury last time, 

I asked her these question:

I almost fainted….

Sunday, January 18, 2009

The Meaning of Chinese New Year For Me

Usually when asked by people whether I celebrate Chinese New Year, I would say no. The next question would usually be, “Are you a Christian or Muslim?”

 

Some people thought that Chinese New Year is a religion-based celebration where it actually is ethnic-based.  I guess in Malaysia with so many races and religions around people tend to get confused. Take for example, I was scolded by a guy (Indian-Muslim) for publishing a sport report stating he was an Indian because he was a Muslim. 

He thought that ‘Indian’ was a religion and not a race! But I respect his feedback and for sure apologized.

 

So, in short, Chinese New Year is celebrated by Chinese regardless of any religion. As for me, the reason is that all my siblings are not in Kuching anymore – My brother and I are in Penang while my youngest brother is in Australia. So every Chinese New Year, we would meet at Genting KL.

 

Although there is no friend and relative visiting as well as open house for visiting guests, like the Chinese New year I had 5 years ago when all my siblings still in Kuching; the true meaning of this occasion is still there - every family members from near or far getting together. One good thing is that now we could gamble legally in Genting…. Weee!

 So, the schedule for this year Chinese New Year is:

Chinese New Year

Event

First Day – Third Day

Genting Highland

Fourth Day

Penang Tour

Fifth Day

Penang Cruise


As for the preparation, I think I have done most of the important parts:

  • Car Service and Repair – Checked
  • Penang Hotel Booking – Checked
  • Penang Cruise Booking – Checked
  • Chinese New Year Shopping – Nope (Need to find someone accompany me because my fashion taste sometimes sucks)
  • Haircut – Nope (Will sneak out for a haircut within this week)
  • Chinese New Year Eve Event – Nope (Probably I will cook. My cooking is better than some girls, trust me!)

 

So, looking forward to a Happy Ox Year! By the way, if your house is open for visiting (along KL to Penang route; or anywhere in Penang), let me know, I might drop by. J

Saturday, January 17, 2009

I Got Cheated Again!

It’s not once or twice but many times! I mean TV advertisement, not girls…. yet!

 

Have you seen this poster? Yup! KFC latest Zinger Tower! It looks bigger than the softdrink! If so, RM6.60 per burger is worth a try!

 So, I went for the burger only. It should fill up my stomach for my dinner later.

 

When I received the box, I asked the guy at the counter again, “Sir, I ordered Zinger Tower and not the regular Zinger burger”.

 Then he replied, pointing at the label on the box, “Yes, this is the Zinger Tower”.

I felt cheated by the advertisement again! I was cheated during the Alaska Fish burger last time, Popcorn Chicken,…… Sigh… But for sure all their posters contain a small small wordings saying that it was for illustration purpose only.

 

So how big is the burger? Comparing with 50 cent coin, this is how big it is:

As for the bugger, it only looks big when I zoom in my camera. It looks like a normal Zinger burger with a hash brown. How come the one in the poster looks so delicious if compared to mine?

In addition, some reviews said the sauce taste like dishwasher liquid.

 

I need to buy something else for my dinner later…