A Glimpse at My Past...

Things changed a lot! Not long ago, I was branded out-dated for not having a facebook account. After much persuasion I signed myself up, and got connected with a lot of my old friends. So much things have changed, lot of my peers seemed to have upgraded their social ranking:

Rank 1: Single

Rank 2: Married

Rank 3: Married with Kids

Rank 4: Dead

Thank god, all are still alive… I think, but most of them are in rank 2 and 3, while I am still in rank 1, so disappointing. L Even the most unpopular guy or girl, finally found their own happiness! I tried to stay positive and look at it from a different guy’s perspective to make myself happy:

Rank 1: Freedom

Rank 2: On a Leach Controlled by the Wife (or Wives)

Rank 3: On a Leach Controlled by the Wife and Kids

Rank 4: Total Freedom but Cannot Enjoy It.

I also felt fortunate that my previous feeling of disappointment of being rejected by the girls that I was after last time being compensated that they were no longer as attractive as last time. Some have shifted to watermelon shape instead of the previous ‘hour glass’ figure,

some looked older than my mum, some got my pity for ended up with abusive husbands or husband having extra marital affair (See? Not accepting me…), and some ended up being control freaks for their husband (phew!). Okay, I’m being extremely cruel in commenting this because of my previous cruel rejection by them (trust me, you can’t imagine what they did), but I could not believe myself that I could finally say this “LUCKILY I DIDN’T END UP WITH YOU!” It is definitely a final closure of my once broken heart, but I do still wish that they have happy lives ahead.

Anyway, I was glad getting updates from all my friends around the world. Some previous grudges were totally forgotten and those happy moments seemed flashing through my head, especially the funny volleyball one.

I’m still wondering, when is my rank 2?