10/18: Okay, my job caught up on me, need to work even on weekends. Well, let me continue blogging on my trip. Sorry guys!

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

5 More Interesting Things To Do when Stuck in Traffic Jam

I really hate traffic jam! If you read my previous entry, I really salute those who stuck in peak hour traffic jam everyday! My colleague, SK said that she fell asleep during the Penang Bridge jam yesterday, therefore she requested me to blog about what to do when your car is not moving.

 

From what I know, different people love to do different things in these conditions: some would blast the music loud and sing in the car, some would read the newspaper, some would try calling someone for a chat, and some would start messaging their friend through sms service. Guess what Cath usually do in a traffic jam? Watch drama on her laptop. So if you see her scolding or crying or laughing, she is not crazy (yet), most probably it is because of the drama she is watching! But if she is with her makeup kit and no laptop, probably she is going for a date J.

 

Ordinary ‘to do’ things have been blogged by others. Let me try to give a more creative suggestion on what you could do in a traffic jam:

 

1. Play around your reverse light

Try making the driver behind you more tension by turning on and off the reverse light. He might think that something has gone wrong with your car and for sure he will be paying attention at the reverse light for a while. But remember not to accidentally reverse your car into the car behind when the traffic clears up.

 

2. Step out of the car

Since the car is not moving, why not you step out of the car, and knock at the window of the driver beside you and have a chat with him. You could also go around checking your tires pressure, or just sit on the car enjoy your morning coffee! Remember not to lock yourself outside of your car!

 

Oh ya, you can try dancing on top of your car too!

3. ‘Helping’ Enemy Make Friends

If you dislike a particular someone, why not you put his or her numbers on a piece of paper and show it to the wrong type of the gender he or she attracted too. Ask them to call him or her at odd hours!

 

Hey! Maybe, this is why that guy kept calling me!

 

4. Song Dedication!

If there is a common radio station at your place. You could dedicate a song to the driver in front, leaving strange message like “WPA3312 driver, please do not dig your nose, it is disgusting!”.

 

 

5. Spread Rumours

Wind down your window, put your phone on your left and shouted loudyly “ What? Aliens is invading Malaysia?” Okay, this is just an example. Maybe you could try with someone famous or some famous place?

 

Okay, these are my ideas. Sorry for not making it more interesting because I don’t know why, I seem like not in the mood to do so. Dreckker might be calling me up for complain again.

 

By the way, there was a crane driver trying to transform his vehicle today but somehow the transformation got stuck and create massive traffic jam on the Penang Bridge this morning!



Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Thing To Do for Better Luck in Genting Casino (Also Apply To Other Casinos)

As promised, I shall blog about Genting Casino this time but not entirely on the spooky part but on some practical methods I observed on some gamblers for better luck in the casino.

Rumor goes that Genting Casino has the best feng shui of all. The setting of the place brings lots of luck to the casino. I guess that’s why I kept losing my money most of the time; and I always heard people losing instead of winning. 

 

Here are some ways to cheat the Feng Shui into bringing luck to you. Remember this is what I observed and NOT certified by the famous Lilian Too.

 

  1. Enter the casino entrance by reversing your body (butt goes in first). Instead of directly contact this feng shui dimension face on, why not reverse your body and counter it with the most inauspicious part of your body, your backside.
  2. Wear red underwear. This is a well-known practice to bring you luck according to the Chinese, because red is an auspicious color. Underwear or panty could counter the most inauspicious part of your body.
  3. Unzip your pant. Once my relative accidentally forgot to unzip his pant, somehow he won a lot. So, I guess the logic is with all the bad feng shui facing you at the casino table, you counter it again with the most inauspicious part of your body. Who knows, if this is effective maybe in future there will be this sign around.
  4. Throwing candies under the casino tables. I saw this a lot. It was believed that there were little ghosts under the table helping the casino winning money from the gamblers. Since the ghosts consisted of little children’s spirits, the candies will keep them busy from making you lose.
  5. Do not pee in the casino toilet. Fluid is an important part of the body, some gambler assumes that if you pee it away, it is like putting money into the casino. So, pee outside the casino… I mean the toilet outside.
  6. No contact with the casino God of Fortune. During Chinese New Year, you could see lots of people dressed as God of Fortune giving angpows to people (only Genting Vouchers inside). The God of Fortunes were actually hired by the casino (just in case you don’t know…duh) and the hidden intention was giving fortune to the casino. Some gamblers even avoided looking at them.

 

So, that’s all folks! These were the 6 things I observed during my 3 days stay in Genting. Please do share some methods you observe whenever you are in the casino.